The Main Idiot

I haven’t had a Johnny Damon is an idiot post, maybe ever? But at least for a while. Here he is promoting himself ONCE again.

"I know teams would want a player like me. A guy who keeps the clubhouse loose.
A guy who has been very durable and will be durable next year. I think everyone
realized how important I was to the team last year once I got healthy. When I
was in the lineup every day, I think our winning percentage was around .700. I
think that's a testament to the type of player that I am and the kind of stuff I
can bring to the table. I think someone would have to [dazzle] them with an
amazing offer."

Oh please Johnny. You weren’t all that durable last year being injured and then not being able to play good, oh sweet Johnny. Once you got healthy is the key word is twit. You’re not that valuable because your team has Derek Jeter, had A-Rod, Posada, Cano, and so many other good players. It’s just not all about you anymore sucker. You don’t play for the Red Sox anymore, for 2 years to be exact.

Let’s see the things that have happened since you left the Red Sox. We picked up Coco, who is a way better fielder than you not nesseray in the offense department, Jacoby who is so much better than you (such as speed, fielding, offense) the whole thing. Why is he so promotive? Oh did I mention that we won the World Series without him while his team made the ALDS twice and only had 2 wins out of that whole time.

And that .700 winning percentage? That would have to the be the team’s precentage for almost the whole year and everyone and their sister knows that the Yankees never ever had a .700 percentage last year. I would love to know if the Joe Crede – Johnny Damon deal is a dazzle?

Last thing on this – RESIGN MIKE LOWELL!